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study break

janie: hey girl
samantha: hey
janie: im janie 28
samantha: im samantha 20
janie: cool lovely to meet u
samantha: like wise
janie: what're you up to tonite?
samantha: nothing much looking to have a good time i guess
samantha: you?
janie: same same
janie: damn. the one other girl i was chatting with split on me
janie: so the pressure is all on you!
janie: you're my only hope of escaping boredom!
samantha: lol ok
janie: i'm sure you're up for it you seem cool
samantha: i hope so. lol
janie: haha i guess we'll see
janie: lessee
janie: can i see what you look like?
janie: just sent 2
janie: u get?
samantha: yea let me send mine
samantha: give me a minute
janie: oh you're cute!
samantha: so are you
samantha: im a little thick ok
janie: glad u like
janie: you don't look it
janie: and so am i
janie: and also i don't care
samantha: so what do you look for in a woman
janie: basically just a girl i have fun with
samantha: well no need to look further. lol
samantha: im up for anything
janie: anything?? hehe
samantha: anything!
janie: whoa hot
samantha: well what do you mean by anything? lol
janie: haha i dunno
janie: i should make up some insane sex act
samantha: go for it!
janie: 'like would you ever give a girl a lemon job?'
samantha: well thats the first i've ever heard of that. lol so tell me then i will tell you?
janie: see-
janie: i haven't made up what it IS yet
janie: only what it's Called
samantha: lol
janie: so i can't really ask that
samantha: lol ok
janie: damn
janie: but you're up for anything so you'd definitely try it once haha
samantha: i try everything once, so don't tempt me
janie: haha
samantha: lol
janie: tell me something you've tried once.
samantha: like what?
janie: something of questionable morality haha
samantha: like sex or anything>'
janie: for instance, sure
janie: i mean, i'm kind of dirty
janie: so that would be my Preference
janie: but if you wanna say 'i shoplifted once' i guess that would be fine too
samantha: lol i let a girl stick a dildo up my ass as she licked my pussy
samantha: is that good enough for you
janie: i'll call that a good start hehe
samantha: lol
janie: that is pretty hot
janie: did you like it?
samantha: at first yea
janie: then not?
samantha: yea
janie: im sorry to hear that
janie: not going to lie: i love having my ass played with
samantha: i love playing with ass
janie: oh??? wanna be best friends?
janie: hehe
samantha: lol
janie: now we're getting somewhere
samantha: good im glad
janie: haha
janie: what do you like to do?
samantha: like im getting wet just thinking about playing with an ass
janie: me too
samantha: stick my fingers in it, possible lick it that is if we were in the shower lol
janie: i love to lick
samantha: lick what?
janie: girls make the best sound when they're having their asses licked
janie: . . . in my experience haha
samantha: lol i've never tried that
janie: never?
samantha: getting my ass licked
samantha: nope
janie: i thought you said you liked to do it in the shower
janie: you mean you've only licked? never been licked?
samantha: yes
janie: ooh sad
samantha: lol
janie: why don't they return the favor??
janie: you're licking the wrong girls
janie: you need someone to treat you Right
samantha: i love to give, but if a girl takes force with me ill let her do what ever she wants
janie: you like that?
samantha: like what, force? being taken advantage of? yes
janie: would you really say they were taking advantage of you?
samantha: no, but taken advantage when the person likes it is a great thing
janie: oh i agree
janie: i like to be aggressive.
samantha: omg, marry me!!!! lol
janie: haha done and done
samantha: nice i have a wifey
janie: you like the other girl to be the aggressor, AND you wanna take your sweet time on my ass? perfect.
samantha: lol yup
janie: purrrrrfect
samantha: you need to come see me like NOW
janie: haha i need to make some quick airline reservations hehe
janie: what else do you like to do? or have done to you?
samantha: i love eating pussy, and sucking on some nice nipples
janie: good good
samantha: the look on a girls face is the best
janie: i will admit to enjoying these activities as well
janie: yessss
samantha: lol
janie: lessee have you ever. . . . been in a 3way?
samantha: of course
janie: just checking! just checking. good good
janie: me too. Of Course.
samantha: lol
janie: do you play with yourself often?
samantha: yes, as we speak
samantha: or type
janie: really! oh baby
janie: wait for me haha
samantha: lol
janie: taking my pants off. . .
samantha: oh really now
janie: fuck yes
janie: done
samantha: ohhh dirty mouth, i like very much
janie: oh you like a dirty mouth? should have guessed if you like it aggressive
samantha: hell yea
janie: goooood
janie: you are so my kind of girl
samantha: same here
janie: purrrr
janie: tell me something else naughty you've done. or that you wanna do
samantha: i want to put a girl up against the wall put a strap-on and fuck her till she screams my name. then flip her over put a leg over my shoulder n eat her pussy til she screams again.
janie: my new fantasy is to be that girl
samantha: lol
janie: my my. i thought you liked the Other girl being aggressive hehe
samantha: maybe it will come true
janie: hehe fingers crossed
samantha: no i also like to be that aggressive one
janie: perfect
janie: my favorite is when everyone involved is aggressive
samantha: do you have long hair that i can pull
janie: fighting a lil for who gets to do what
janie: oh yes i do
samantha: yummmmmmmmmmmmmy
janie: i like it a lil rough
janie: ok look-
janie: it's pretty late
samantha: so do i baby, so do i
janie: i need a couple orgasms before i crawl into bed
samantha: then play with your clit
janie: i am
janie: shall i just tell you when im cumming?
janie: or would you like to role-play or something?
samantha: nooooooooooo tell me what your doing
samantha: anything you want
janie: well i'd like to role-play but we can do whatever
janie: (down to just my tshirt now)
samantha: ok you start ill follow
janie: help me pick the scene
janie: should we be strangers or know each other?
samantha: well take everything off you don't want anything in your way
samantha: strangers
janie: haha ok
janie: you get naked too then
samantha: already there
janie: you are so good
samantha: i know
samantha: lol
janie: hehe
janie: fuck how old are you?
samantha: 20
samantha: lol
samantha: is that a problem, i mean i love older woman'
janie: wonderful i love younger girls
samantha: lol
janie: in fact you're too old
janie: j/k
samantha: lol
janie: you in college?
samantha: just starting in the fall
janie: nice
samantha: thanks
janie: wanna do one in college or is that uninteresting? to an actual college girl?
samantha: now play with your pussy
janie: i am i am hehe
samantha: college is fine
janie: ok
janie: i'll just show up at your dorm room. i'm your neighbor from down the hall ok?
samantha: ok
janie: 'knock knock'
samantha: hi can i help you?
janie: 'hey are you samantha?'
samantha: yes, and you are...?
janie: i'm in a tight tank top and short shorts and slippers. obviously been studying a long time- it's late and i look Tired
samantha: ooooooooo
janie: 'hey im janie. i'm sorry to bother you. are you in that history section with jenkins?'
samantha: yea i just finished my paper not to long ago
janie: 'omigod im so jealous! i'm having such a hard time with mine. never mind tho if you're already done i won't bother you'
samantha: no no its fine. wont you come in?
janie: 'really? oh god i'd love to you're so sweet- i don't wanna intrude tho-'
samantha: i insist, really
janie: 'wow thanks. i won't bother your roommate or anything?
samantha: my room mate is out for the night, she is staying with her boyfriend
janie: 'oh nice' i flop on the bed closest
janie: 'my roommate heather is always bringing her boyfriend to Our room. i fuckin hate that.'
samantha: i understand'
samantha: i get kind of lonely tho\
janie: 'oh me too. i think of them fucking and it makes me a little crazy'
janie: 'sorry obviously all i really needed was a little study break. i guess i don't rally wanna talk about that paper'
samantha: oh no that no problem, its actually kind of nice having some around to talk to
samantha: you know your pretty cute..
samantha: where is your boyfriend
samantha: ?:
janie: blushing. 'thanks you too. i loved your skirt you wore to lecture the other day.'
janie: 'i don't have a boyfriend right now'
samantha: oh thanks
janie: 'just me and my dildo haha oh i can't believe i said that'
samantha: and why not a girl sexy as you should definitely be getting laid every night
samantha: blushing....so uh how big is yours
janie: 'haha omigod you're so bad! haha who has time for all That?'
janie: blushing back. 'not that big. i'm kinda tight. . . '
samantha: well if you were my girl i would make time
janie: 'omigod you're so sweet'
samantha: maybe mine will fit better
janie: 'huh?'
samantha: my little purse buddy
janie: quietly- '. . . can i see?'
samantha: i pull out my mini dildo
janie: 'does it vibrate?'
samantha: i turn it on...buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
janie: i grin nervously
janie: 'can i feel?'
samantha: you can if i can
janie: i spread my legs
janie: 'maybe you should sit with me'
samantha: mmmm
samantha: i get up come sit next to you and rub my hand up and down your thigh
janie: i lean in and kiss you softly on the lips
samantha: i kiss you back, but a little harder to show that im def interested
janie: i start stroking your thigh, mimicking your movement
janie: i part my lips
samantha: i move closer to your pussy with my hands
janie: making space for your tongue
samantha: i start kissing your neck, down your chest, past your naval, right down to your clit
janie: oh baby
samantha: licking it ever so softly
janie: oh baby you don't waste any time
samantha: no i dont
janie: oh fuck
samantha: if i see what i like i take it
janie: good good
janie: god that feels good
janie: you gonna use that toy baby?
samantha: oh yea
janie: do it do it
samantha: but let me get you wetter first
janie: god im so wet for you already
samantha: i want it to drip down your leg
janie: you know i didn't come over for the paper you know i came to get you to fuck me
janie: oh baby
janie: so wet for you
samantha: well you came at the perfect time cause i was thinking about playing with myself
janie: oh baby you don't have to do that
janie: you got me for that
janie: god so wet
samantha: no your right now i have you to play with
janie: yes baby yes lick me
samantha: as im licking your pussy i wrap my arms around your legs giving me leverage
samantha: to hold your closer if you tried to back away
janie: oh im not going anywhere baby i need this so bad
janie: reaching up rubbing your hair stroking your ears
janie: anything to touch you while you lick me
samantha: im going up and down your pussy with my PIERCED tongue
janie: your tongue feels so fucking good
janie: oh FUCK that feels so good
janie: oh god
janie: oh yes
samantha: i tell you to say my name
janie: oh samantha
janie: oh samantha
samantha: louder
janie: SAMANTHA
janie: SAAAMANTHA
janie: oh FUCK
samantha: tell me you want more
janie: i'll yell it loud as you want baby
janie: I want MOOORE
janie: god i want it SOO BAD
janie: i don't care if the girls next door hear OH SAAMANTHA
samantha: as you say that i stick three fingers in you
janie: in fact i'm fucking glad if they hear
samantha: and one in your ass at the same time
janie: they can hear whatever they want AAAAAH
janie: YES
janie: oh perfect oh that's fucking perfect
janie: oh god
janie: oh fuck me
janie: oh FUCK ME
janie: oh SAMANTHA
samantha: now that you said that i put you on my tall dresser and tell you to wrap your legs around my neck
janie: i do as im told
janie: leaning back against the wall
janie: up high toward the ceiling
janie: wondering what's next
samantha: i ask yo to pull my hair and that if y0o didn't i would spank you
samantha: hard
janie: i grab two handfuls of your hair
janie: tugging gently
samantha: i want you to push my face into your pussy juices\
janie: i tug your face tight against my pussy
janie: squeezing you in with my thighs
samantha: oh yea
janie: my bucking hips making the dresser bang against the wall
janie: fuck you eat me so good baby
samantha: now my pussy is leaking down my leg
janie: oh baby you eat me so fucking good
janie: oh fuck that's hot
janie: so hot oh baby
samantha: i ask yo to sit on the dresser on your knees and bend over\
janie: anything you say anything
janie: bending for you
janie: dripping
janie: so close to cumming already
samantha: now spread your ass and pussy so i can spit on then then lick it up
janie: ooooh god
janie: i reach back with my fingers and spread my own ass for you
samantha: now im licking your ass and pussy while i play with my pussy
janie: oh FUCK that feels good
janie: oh fuck baby i can't last long
janie: you know im gonna cum soon
samantha: i shove two fingers in your ass and lick your pussy
janie: oh YES fuck me hard
janie: fuck my ass hard as you want
samantha: making more cum come out
samantha: as soon as yo said that i pulled out my larger dildo and lubed it up
janie: oh baby
janie: is that what i think it is?
samantha: i shove it in your ass
janie: oh FUCK
janie: oh god
janie: oh god
samantha: oh yea
janie: oh fuck me
janie: oh fuck me
samantha: i go harder and harder every time yo scream
janie: GOD
janie: oh FUCK
janie: OOOOOOH
janie: gonna make me CUM SO FUCKING HARD
janie: DON"T STOP DONT STOP
janie: screaming at the top of my lungs
samantha: tell me when your about to cum that way when you do i can catch it in my mouth
janie: SAMANTHA
janie: almost almost
janie: so close
janie: fuck me fuck me
janie: NOW
janie: CUMMING
samantha: im going harder with the dildo in your ass and three fingers in your pussy
janie: FUK
samantha: ummmmmmmmmmmmmm
samantha: taste really good
janie: oh fuck oh fuck
janie: come here let me taste your tongue
janie: lit me lick your fucking tongue
janie: let me lick my pussy off your tongue
samantha: i come over to you and stick my tongue in your mouth
janie: i suck on it
janie: lap on your hot wet tongue
janie: your sticky wet tongue
janie: 'im going to fuck you so good now
samantha: yummy isn't it>
janie: gonna eat you so good
janie: it's so good oh fuck it tastes so good
janie: now i want yours
janie: take off your clothes
samantha: yes ma'a,
samantha: ma'am
samantha: my clothes are now off
janie: i push you up against the wall
janie: start kissing you hard
janie: pushing my tongue into your mouth
janie: fucking your mouth with my tongue
janie: rubbing my bare tits against yours
janie: rubbing my wet mound against yours
samantha: ohhh bite me please!!!!
janie: spreading your legs feeling your juices on my legs
janie: i nip at your neck
janie: nip at your ear
samantha: when you do that i cum just a little cause that is one of my spots\
janie: which spot baby
samantha: my ear]
samantha: and my neck
janie: now that i now i'm working your ear and neck
janie: nipping and licking
janie: rubbing your wet pussy with my fingers
janie: 'i want the neighbors to hear us fucking baby. i want them to be so jealous'
samantha: im moaning telling you i want more and to be fucked hard
janie: i push you onto your roomies desk
samantha: then do it baby, no more talking
janie: your ass resting on her homework and papers
janie: getting them wet
janie: i dive into your pussy
janie: lapping at your mound then spreading your lips wide
janie: working my tongue up and down your wet pink slit
samantha: oh yes
janie: god your pussy feels so fucking hot
janie: oh baby you're skin is so hot
janie: turns me on so much
janie: your hot pink little pussy
janie: tastes so sweet s sweet and wet
samantha: fuck yes, like that pussy baby
janie: i can't get enough
samantha: lick
janie: oh god i like it so much
janie: love licking this sweet pussy
janie: love sucking on this sweet pussy
janie: like sucking on a juicy peach baby that's what your pussy is like it's so fucking good
janie: working my tongue against your firm little clit
janie: pushing my fingers into your mouth to get them nice and wet
samantha: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea
janie: take two wet fingers and push them deep into your tight wet pussy
samantha: im bucking my hips towards you, my body language is telling you that i want more\
janie: i give you a third finger now
janie: god you're so wet
janie: so fucking hot
janie: with my other hand i start caressing your tight little asshole
samantha: mmmmmmmmore!!!!!!!!!!!
samantha: please just fuck me
samantha: oh please oh please
janie: fucking you hard with my three fingers
janie: deep as my knuckles
janie: god you feel so sexy
janie: so tight so wet
samantha: go deeper
janie: Deeper!
samantha: DEEPER
janie: even deeper oh fuck
janie: oh fuck
janie: oh your pussy just keeps taking me deeper
samantha: whole fist
samantha: please
janie: i give you my whole fist
samantha: oh fuck yes\
janie: my whole hand squinched up tight
janie: fucking you
samantha: yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
janie: still licking that sweet clit while i do it
janie: god you're pussy is amazing
samantha: fuck me fuck me harder
janie: i can't get enough oh baby baby
janie: jamming my hand harder
janie: fucking you harder
janie: oh fuck this is hot baby
samantha: FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
janie: oh baby so hot
janie: oh baby i want you to cum for me
janie: oh baby i want you to cum so hard
janie: cum with my fingers in your pussy
samantha: omg this is amazing, i want my pussy juices all over your face
janie: they are they are
janie: my face is so wet right now
samantha: omg keep going im almost there baby
janie: oh fuck my cheeks are covered in your pussy
janie: fucking you so deep
janie: god im so sticky with your juices
samantha: i little bit more
janie: all over my lips my cheeks my nose
janie: pushing just a little deeper
janie: just a little deeper into your amazing pussy
janie: oh god never fucked a girl so deep
janie: oh god so deep
samantha: OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!
janie: so hard oh baby
janie: oh baby
janie: cum for me
samantha: im cumming
janie: buck your hips
janie: cum for me
janie: scream
janie: scream for the neighbors to hear
samantha: OH YES
janie: yes baby
janie: yes
janie: don't stop
samantha: YES YES
janie: grab my hair to keep your balance
janie: give it to me
samantha: im squirting a little
janie: lapping at your clit
janie: lapping at your sweet sweet pussy
janie: covered in your juices
janie: your sweet pussy juices
samantha: im pulling your hair so i can push your face deeper into my pussy to get all my juices
janie: yes yes
janie: pull my hair
janie: oh fuck my face is so wet
janie: clean me off baby
janie: clean off my wet face
samantha: i pick you up and put you on my lap that way your legs are facing me.
samantha: i tell you to come closer
janie: i do as im told anything for you
samantha: i start kissing your neck to get the access cum from your face then lick your neck all the way to your lips
janie: oh fuck yes
janie: lick me baby
janie: lick my like a puppy
samantha: i suck on your lips and i nibble a little
janie: lick me so good
janie: oh baby
samantha: i lick your face with slow movements that way i get every little drip of cum off your face
janie: oh yes god i fucking love having my face licked
janie: i want your ass now samantha
samantha: lol
janie: bend over baby
janie: or did you get enough?
samantha: idk baby, are my legs dripping wet
janie: haha
janie: that can be all if you got enough haha
janie: fucking sexy
samantha: i want you tomorrow night say around 9?
janie: i'll try to be on babe
janie: not sure what im doing tomorrow tho
janie: so add me ok?
samantha: ok thats ok if you cant
samantha: already did
samantha: lol\
janie: i want this to be the first of many orgasms we have together haha
samantha: oh yes
janie: gooooood
janie: have you ever really been fisted like that?
samantha: ok well i have to go to bed i have work tomorrow at 7
janie: oh fuck!
janie: ok gnight babe
samantha: night
7/21/09

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Giant croc captured in Agusan Sur creek
Villagers and experts have captured a one-ton saltwater crocodile which they plan to make the star of a planned ecotourism park in Agusan del Sur province.
The male crocodile was described in an Associated Press report as 6.4 meters (21 feet) long which, if confirmed, would make it bigger than the 5.5-meter saltwater crocodile in Cairns, Australia. The Australian crocodile has been cited by the Guinness Book of Records as the biggest captive crocodile in the world.
Mayor Cox Elorde on Monday said that dozens of villagers and experts ensnared the crocodile along a creek in Bunawan town, Agusan del Sur, after a three-week hunt. It was captured by villagers using a trap.
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Giant croc captured in Agusan Sur creek

Villagers and experts have captured a one-ton saltwater crocodile which they plan to make the star of a planned ecotourism park in Agusan del Sur province.

The male crocodile was described in an Associated Press report as 6.4 meters (21 feet) long which, if confirmed, would make it bigger than the 5.5-meter saltwater crocodile in Cairns, Australia. The Australian crocodile has been cited by the Guinness Book of Records as the biggest captive crocodile in the world.

Mayor Cox Elorde on Monday said that dozens of villagers and experts ensnared the crocodile along a creek in Bunawan town, Agusan del Sur, after a three-week hunt. It was captured by villagers using a trap.

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kissing a girl to make her stop talking