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kissing a girl to make her stop talking
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| janie: | hey girl |
|---|---|
| samantha: | hey |
| janie: | im janie 28 |
| samantha: | im samantha 20 |
| janie: | cool lovely to meet u |
| samantha: | like wise |
| janie: | what're you up to tonite? |
| samantha: | nothing much looking to have a good time i guess |
| samantha: | you? |
| janie: | same same |
| janie: | damn. the one other girl i was chatting with split on me |
| janie: | so the pressure is all on you! |
| janie: | you're my only hope of escaping boredom! |
| samantha: | lol ok |
| janie: | i'm sure you're up for it you seem cool |
| samantha: | i hope so. lol |
| janie: | haha i guess we'll see |
| janie: | lessee |
| janie: | can i see what you look like? |
| janie: | just sent 2 |
| janie: | u get? |
| samantha: | yea let me send mine |
| samantha: | give me a minute |
| janie: | oh you're cute! |
| samantha: | so are you |
| samantha: | im a little thick ok |
| janie: | glad u like |
| janie: | you don't look it |
| janie: | and so am i |
| janie: | and also i don't care |
| samantha: | so what do you look for in a woman |
| janie: | basically just a girl i have fun with |
| samantha: | well no need to look further. lol |
| samantha: | im up for anything |
| janie: | anything?? hehe |
| samantha: | anything! |
| janie: | whoa hot |
| samantha: | well what do you mean by anything? lol |
| janie: | haha i dunno |
| janie: | i should make up some insane sex act |
| samantha: | go for it! |
| janie: | 'like would you ever give a girl a lemon job?' |
| samantha: | well thats the first i've ever heard of that. lol so tell me then i will tell you? |
| janie: | see- |
| janie: | i haven't made up what it IS yet |
| janie: | only what it's Called |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | so i can't really ask that |
| samantha: | lol ok |
| janie: | damn |
| janie: | but you're up for anything so you'd definitely try it once haha |
| samantha: | i try everything once, so don't tempt me |
| janie: | haha |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | tell me something you've tried once. |
| samantha: | like what? |
| janie: | something of questionable morality haha |
| samantha: | like sex or anything>' |
| janie: | for instance, sure |
| janie: | i mean, i'm kind of dirty |
| janie: | so that would be my Preference |
| janie: | but if you wanna say 'i shoplifted once' i guess that would be fine too |
| samantha: | lol i let a girl stick a dildo up my ass as she licked my pussy |
| samantha: | is that good enough for you |
| janie: | i'll call that a good start hehe |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | that is pretty hot |
| janie: | did you like it? |
| samantha: | at first yea |
| janie: | then not? |
| samantha: | yea |
| janie: | im sorry to hear that |
| janie: | not going to lie: i love having my ass played with |
| samantha: | i love playing with ass |
| janie: | oh??? wanna be best friends? |
| janie: | hehe |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | now we're getting somewhere |
| samantha: | good im glad |
| janie: | haha |
| janie: | what do you like to do? |
| samantha: | like im getting wet just thinking about playing with an ass |
| janie: | me too |
| samantha: | stick my fingers in it, possible lick it that is if we were in the shower lol |
| janie: | i love to lick |
| samantha: | lick what? |
| janie: | girls make the best sound when they're having their asses licked |
| janie: | . . . in my experience haha |
| samantha: | lol i've never tried that |
| janie: | never? |
| samantha: | getting my ass licked |
| samantha: | nope |
| janie: | i thought you said you liked to do it in the shower |
| janie: | you mean you've only licked? never been licked? |
| samantha: | yes |
| janie: | ooh sad |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | why don't they return the favor?? |
| janie: | you're licking the wrong girls |
| janie: | you need someone to treat you Right |
| samantha: | i love to give, but if a girl takes force with me ill let her do what ever she wants |
| janie: | you like that? |
| samantha: | like what, force? being taken advantage of? yes |
| janie: | would you really say they were taking advantage of you? |
| samantha: | no, but taken advantage when the person likes it is a great thing |
| janie: | oh i agree |
| janie: | i like to be aggressive. |
| samantha: | omg, marry me!!!! lol |
| janie: | haha done and done |
| samantha: | nice i have a wifey |
| janie: | you like the other girl to be the aggressor, AND you wanna take your sweet time on my ass? perfect. |
| samantha: | lol yup |
| janie: | purrrrrfect |
| samantha: | you need to come see me like NOW |
| janie: | haha i need to make some quick airline reservations hehe |
| janie: | what else do you like to do? or have done to you? |
| samantha: | i love eating pussy, and sucking on some nice nipples |
| janie: | good good |
| samantha: | the look on a girls face is the best |
| janie: | i will admit to enjoying these activities as well |
| janie: | yessss |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | lessee have you ever. . . . been in a 3way? |
| samantha: | of course |
| janie: | just checking! just checking. good good |
| janie: | me too. Of Course. |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | do you play with yourself often? |
| samantha: | yes, as we speak |
| samantha: | or type |
| janie: | really! oh baby |
| janie: | wait for me haha |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | taking my pants off. . . |
| samantha: | oh really now |
| janie: | fuck yes |
| janie: | done |
| samantha: | ohhh dirty mouth, i like very much |
| janie: | oh you like a dirty mouth? should have guessed if you like it aggressive |
| samantha: | hell yea |
| janie: | goooood |
| janie: | you are so my kind of girl |
| samantha: | same here |
| janie: | purrrr |
| janie: | tell me something else naughty you've done. or that you wanna do |
| samantha: | i want to put a girl up against the wall put a strap-on and fuck her till she screams my name. then flip her over put a leg over my shoulder n eat her pussy til she screams again. |
| janie: | my new fantasy is to be that girl |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | my my. i thought you liked the Other girl being aggressive hehe |
| samantha: | maybe it will come true |
| janie: | hehe fingers crossed |
| samantha: | no i also like to be that aggressive one |
| janie: | perfect |
| janie: | my favorite is when everyone involved is aggressive |
| samantha: | do you have long hair that i can pull |
| janie: | fighting a lil for who gets to do what |
| janie: | oh yes i do |
| samantha: | yummmmmmmmmmmmmy |
| janie: | i like it a lil rough |
| janie: | ok look- |
| janie: | it's pretty late |
| samantha: | so do i baby, so do i |
| janie: | i need a couple orgasms before i crawl into bed |
| samantha: | then play with your clit |
| janie: | i am |
| janie: | shall i just tell you when im cumming? |
| janie: | or would you like to role-play or something? |
| samantha: | nooooooooooo tell me what your doing |
| samantha: | anything you want |
| janie: | well i'd like to role-play but we can do whatever |
| janie: | (down to just my tshirt now) |
| samantha: | ok you start ill follow |
| janie: | help me pick the scene |
| janie: | should we be strangers or know each other? |
| samantha: | well take everything off you don't want anything in your way |
| samantha: | strangers |
| janie: | haha ok |
| janie: | you get naked too then |
| samantha: | already there |
| janie: | you are so good |
| samantha: | i know |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | hehe |
| janie: | fuck how old are you? |
| samantha: | 20 |
| samantha: | lol |
| samantha: | is that a problem, i mean i love older woman' |
| janie: | wonderful i love younger girls |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | in fact you're too old |
| janie: | j/k |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | you in college? |
| samantha: | just starting in the fall |
| janie: | nice |
| samantha: | thanks |
| janie: | wanna do one in college or is that uninteresting? to an actual college girl? |
| samantha: | now play with your pussy |
| janie: | i am i am hehe |
| samantha: | college is fine |
| janie: | ok |
| janie: | i'll just show up at your dorm room. i'm your neighbor from down the hall ok? |
| samantha: | ok |
| janie: | 'knock knock' |
| samantha: | hi can i help you? |
| janie: | 'hey are you samantha?' |
| samantha: | yes, and you are...? |
| janie: | i'm in a tight tank top and short shorts and slippers. obviously been studying a long time- it's late and i look Tired |
| samantha: | ooooooooo |
| janie: | 'hey im janie. i'm sorry to bother you. are you in that history section with jenkins?' |
| samantha: | yea i just finished my paper not to long ago |
| janie: | 'omigod im so jealous! i'm having such a hard time with mine. never mind tho if you're already done i won't bother you' |
| samantha: | no no its fine. wont you come in? |
| janie: | 'really? oh god i'd love to you're so sweet- i don't wanna intrude tho-' |
| samantha: | i insist, really |
| janie: | 'wow thanks. i won't bother your roommate or anything? |
| samantha: | my room mate is out for the night, she is staying with her boyfriend |
| janie: | 'oh nice' i flop on the bed closest |
| janie: | 'my roommate heather is always bringing her boyfriend to Our room. i fuckin hate that.' |
| samantha: | i understand' |
| samantha: | i get kind of lonely tho\ |
| janie: | 'oh me too. i think of them fucking and it makes me a little crazy' |
| janie: | 'sorry obviously all i really needed was a little study break. i guess i don't rally wanna talk about that paper' |
| samantha: | oh no that no problem, its actually kind of nice having some around to talk to |
| samantha: | you know your pretty cute.. |
| samantha: | where is your boyfriend |
| samantha: | ?: |
| janie: | blushing. 'thanks you too. i loved your skirt you wore to lecture the other day.' |
| janie: | 'i don't have a boyfriend right now' |
| samantha: | oh thanks |
| janie: | 'just me and my dildo haha oh i can't believe i said that' |
| samantha: | and why not a girl sexy as you should definitely be getting laid every night |
| samantha: | blushing....so uh how big is yours |
| janie: | 'haha omigod you're so bad! haha who has time for all That?' |
| janie: | blushing back. 'not that big. i'm kinda tight. . . ' |
| samantha: | well if you were my girl i would make time |
| janie: | 'omigod you're so sweet' |
| samantha: | maybe mine will fit better |
| janie: | 'huh?' |
| samantha: | my little purse buddy |
| janie: | quietly- '. . . can i see?' |
| samantha: | i pull out my mini dildo |
| janie: | 'does it vibrate?' |
| samantha: | i turn it on...buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
| janie: | i grin nervously |
| janie: | 'can i feel?' |
| samantha: | you can if i can |
| janie: | i spread my legs |
| janie: | 'maybe you should sit with me' |
| samantha: | mmmm |
| samantha: | i get up come sit next to you and rub my hand up and down your thigh |
| janie: | i lean in and kiss you softly on the lips |
| samantha: | i kiss you back, but a little harder to show that im def interested |
| janie: | i start stroking your thigh, mimicking your movement |
| janie: | i part my lips |
| samantha: | i move closer to your pussy with my hands |
| janie: | making space for your tongue |
| samantha: | i start kissing your neck, down your chest, past your naval, right down to your clit |
| janie: | oh baby |
| samantha: | licking it ever so softly |
| janie: | oh baby you don't waste any time |
| samantha: | no i dont |
| janie: | oh fuck |
| samantha: | if i see what i like i take it |
| janie: | good good |
| janie: | god that feels good |
| janie: | you gonna use that toy baby? |
| samantha: | oh yea |
| janie: | do it do it |
| samantha: | but let me get you wetter first |
| janie: | god im so wet for you already |
| samantha: | i want it to drip down your leg |
| janie: | you know i didn't come over for the paper you know i came to get you to fuck me |
| janie: | oh baby |
| janie: | so wet for you |
| samantha: | well you came at the perfect time cause i was thinking about playing with myself |
| janie: | oh baby you don't have to do that |
| janie: | you got me for that |
| janie: | god so wet |
| samantha: | no your right now i have you to play with |
| janie: | yes baby yes lick me |
| samantha: | as im licking your pussy i wrap my arms around your legs giving me leverage |
| samantha: | to hold your closer if you tried to back away |
| janie: | oh im not going anywhere baby i need this so bad |
| janie: | reaching up rubbing your hair stroking your ears |
| janie: | anything to touch you while you lick me |
| samantha: | im going up and down your pussy with my PIERCED tongue |
| janie: | your tongue feels so fucking good |
| janie: | oh FUCK that feels so good |
| janie: | oh god |
| janie: | oh yes |
| samantha: | i tell you to say my name |
| janie: | oh samantha |
| janie: | oh samantha |
| samantha: | louder |
| janie: | SAMANTHA |
| janie: | SAAAMANTHA |
| janie: | oh FUCK |
| samantha: | tell me you want more |
| janie: | i'll yell it loud as you want baby |
| janie: | I want MOOORE |
| janie: | god i want it SOO BAD |
| janie: | i don't care if the girls next door hear OH SAAMANTHA |
| samantha: | as you say that i stick three fingers in you |
| janie: | in fact i'm fucking glad if they hear |
| samantha: | and one in your ass at the same time |
| janie: | they can hear whatever they want AAAAAH |
| janie: | YES |
| janie: | oh perfect oh that's fucking perfect |
| janie: | oh god |
| janie: | oh fuck me |
| janie: | oh FUCK ME |
| janie: | oh SAMANTHA |
| samantha: | now that you said that i put you on my tall dresser and tell you to wrap your legs around my neck |
| janie: | i do as im told |
| janie: | leaning back against the wall |
| janie: | up high toward the ceiling |
| janie: | wondering what's next |
| samantha: | i ask yo to pull my hair and that if y0o didn't i would spank you |
| samantha: | hard |
| janie: | i grab two handfuls of your hair |
| janie: | tugging gently |
| samantha: | i want you to push my face into your pussy juices\ |
| janie: | i tug your face tight against my pussy |
| janie: | squeezing you in with my thighs |
| samantha: | oh yea |
| janie: | my bucking hips making the dresser bang against the wall |
| janie: | fuck you eat me so good baby |
| samantha: | now my pussy is leaking down my leg |
| janie: | oh baby you eat me so fucking good |
| janie: | oh fuck that's hot |
| janie: | so hot oh baby |
| samantha: | i ask yo to sit on the dresser on your knees and bend over\ |
| janie: | anything you say anything |
| janie: | bending for you |
| janie: | dripping |
| janie: | so close to cumming already |
| samantha: | now spread your ass and pussy so i can spit on then then lick it up |
| janie: | ooooh god |
| janie: | i reach back with my fingers and spread my own ass for you |
| samantha: | now im licking your ass and pussy while i play with my pussy |
| janie: | oh FUCK that feels good |
| janie: | oh fuck baby i can't last long |
| janie: | you know im gonna cum soon |
| samantha: | i shove two fingers in your ass and lick your pussy |
| janie: | oh YES fuck me hard |
| janie: | fuck my ass hard as you want |
| samantha: | making more cum come out |
| samantha: | as soon as yo said that i pulled out my larger dildo and lubed it up |
| janie: | oh baby |
| janie: | is that what i think it is? |
| samantha: | i shove it in your ass |
| janie: | oh FUCK |
| janie: | oh god |
| janie: | oh god |
| samantha: | oh yea |
| janie: | oh fuck me |
| janie: | oh fuck me |
| samantha: | i go harder and harder every time yo scream |
| janie: | GOD |
| janie: | oh FUCK |
| janie: | OOOOOOH |
| janie: | gonna make me CUM SO FUCKING HARD |
| janie: | DON"T STOP DONT STOP |
| janie: | screaming at the top of my lungs |
| samantha: | tell me when your about to cum that way when you do i can catch it in my mouth |
| janie: | SAMANTHA |
| janie: | almost almost |
| janie: | so close |
| janie: | fuck me fuck me |
| janie: | NOW |
| janie: | CUMMING |
| samantha: | im going harder with the dildo in your ass and three fingers in your pussy |
| janie: | FUK |
| samantha: | ummmmmmmmmmmmmm |
| samantha: | taste really good |
| janie: | oh fuck oh fuck |
| janie: | come here let me taste your tongue |
| janie: | lit me lick your fucking tongue |
| janie: | let me lick my pussy off your tongue |
| samantha: | i come over to you and stick my tongue in your mouth |
| janie: | i suck on it |
| janie: | lap on your hot wet tongue |
| janie: | your sticky wet tongue |
| janie: | 'im going to fuck you so good now |
| samantha: | yummy isn't it> |
| janie: | gonna eat you so good |
| janie: | it's so good oh fuck it tastes so good |
| janie: | now i want yours |
| janie: | take off your clothes |
| samantha: | yes ma'a, |
| samantha: | ma'am |
| samantha: | my clothes are now off |
| janie: | i push you up against the wall |
| janie: | start kissing you hard |
| janie: | pushing my tongue into your mouth |
| janie: | fucking your mouth with my tongue |
| janie: | rubbing my bare tits against yours |
| janie: | rubbing my wet mound against yours |
| samantha: | ohhh bite me please!!!! |
| janie: | spreading your legs feeling your juices on my legs |
| janie: | i nip at your neck |
| janie: | nip at your ear |
| samantha: | when you do that i cum just a little cause that is one of my spots\ |
| janie: | which spot baby |
| samantha: | my ear] |
| samantha: | and my neck |
| janie: | now that i now i'm working your ear and neck |
| janie: | nipping and licking |
| janie: | rubbing your wet pussy with my fingers |
| janie: | 'i want the neighbors to hear us fucking baby. i want them to be so jealous' |
| samantha: | im moaning telling you i want more and to be fucked hard |
| janie: | i push you onto your roomies desk |
| samantha: | then do it baby, no more talking |
| janie: | your ass resting on her homework and papers |
| janie: | getting them wet |
| janie: | i dive into your pussy |
| janie: | lapping at your mound then spreading your lips wide |
| janie: | working my tongue up and down your wet pink slit |
| samantha: | oh yes |
| janie: | god your pussy feels so fucking hot |
| janie: | oh baby you're skin is so hot |
| janie: | turns me on so much |
| janie: | your hot pink little pussy |
| janie: | tastes so sweet s sweet and wet |
| samantha: | fuck yes, like that pussy baby |
| janie: | i can't get enough |
| samantha: | lick |
| janie: | oh god i like it so much |
| janie: | love licking this sweet pussy |
| janie: | love sucking on this sweet pussy |
| janie: | like sucking on a juicy peach baby that's what your pussy is like it's so fucking good |
| janie: | working my tongue against your firm little clit |
| janie: | pushing my fingers into your mouth to get them nice and wet |
| samantha: | ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yea |
| janie: | take two wet fingers and push them deep into your tight wet pussy |
| samantha: | im bucking my hips towards you, my body language is telling you that i want more\ |
| janie: | i give you a third finger now |
| janie: | god you're so wet |
| janie: | so fucking hot |
| janie: | with my other hand i start caressing your tight little asshole |
| samantha: | mmmmmmmmore!!!!!!!!!!! |
| samantha: | please just fuck me |
| samantha: | oh please oh please |
| janie: | fucking you hard with my three fingers |
| janie: | deep as my knuckles |
| janie: | god you feel so sexy |
| janie: | so tight so wet |
| samantha: | go deeper |
| janie: | Deeper! |
| samantha: | DEEPER |
| janie: | even deeper oh fuck |
| janie: | oh fuck |
| janie: | oh your pussy just keeps taking me deeper |
| samantha: | whole fist |
| samantha: | please |
| janie: | i give you my whole fist |
| samantha: | oh fuck yes\ |
| janie: | my whole hand squinched up tight |
| janie: | fucking you |
| samantha: | yes yes yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 |
| janie: | still licking that sweet clit while i do it |
| janie: | god you're pussy is amazing |
| samantha: | fuck me fuck me harder |
| janie: | i can't get enough oh baby baby |
| janie: | jamming my hand harder |
| janie: | fucking you harder |
| janie: | oh fuck this is hot baby |
| samantha: | FUCK YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| janie: | oh baby so hot |
| janie: | oh baby i want you to cum for me |
| janie: | oh baby i want you to cum so hard |
| janie: | cum with my fingers in your pussy |
| samantha: | omg this is amazing, i want my pussy juices all over your face |
| janie: | they are they are |
| janie: | my face is so wet right now |
| samantha: | omg keep going im almost there baby |
| janie: | oh fuck my cheeks are covered in your pussy |
| janie: | fucking you so deep |
| janie: | god im so sticky with your juices |
| samantha: | i little bit more |
| janie: | all over my lips my cheeks my nose |
| janie: | pushing just a little deeper |
| janie: | just a little deeper into your amazing pussy |
| janie: | oh god never fucked a girl so deep |
| janie: | oh god so deep |
| samantha: | OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDD!!! |
| janie: | so hard oh baby |
| janie: | oh baby |
| janie: | cum for me |
| samantha: | im cumming |
| janie: | buck your hips |
| janie: | cum for me |
| janie: | scream |
| janie: | scream for the neighbors to hear |
| samantha: | OH YES |
| janie: | yes baby |
| janie: | yes |
| janie: | don't stop |
| samantha: | YES YES |
| janie: | grab my hair to keep your balance |
| janie: | give it to me |
| samantha: | im squirting a little |
| janie: | lapping at your clit |
| janie: | lapping at your sweet sweet pussy |
| janie: | covered in your juices |
| janie: | your sweet pussy juices |
| samantha: | im pulling your hair so i can push your face deeper into my pussy to get all my juices |
| janie: | yes yes |
| janie: | pull my hair |
| janie: | oh fuck my face is so wet |
| janie: | clean me off baby |
| janie: | clean off my wet face |
| samantha: | i pick you up and put you on my lap that way your legs are facing me. |
| samantha: | i tell you to come closer |
| janie: | i do as im told anything for you |
| samantha: | i start kissing your neck to get the access cum from your face then lick your neck all the way to your lips |
| janie: | oh fuck yes |
| janie: | lick me baby |
| janie: | lick my like a puppy |
| samantha: | i suck on your lips and i nibble a little |
| janie: | lick me so good |
| janie: | oh baby |
| samantha: | i lick your face with slow movements that way i get every little drip of cum off your face |
| janie: | oh yes god i fucking love having my face licked |
| janie: | i want your ass now samantha |
| samantha: | lol |
| janie: | bend over baby |
| janie: | or did you get enough? |
| samantha: | idk baby, are my legs dripping wet |
| janie: | haha |
| janie: | that can be all if you got enough haha |
| janie: | fucking sexy |
| samantha: | i want you tomorrow night say around 9? |
| janie: | i'll try to be on babe |
| janie: | not sure what im doing tomorrow tho |
| janie: | so add me ok? |
| samantha: | ok thats ok if you cant |
| samantha: | already did |
| samantha: | lol\ |
| janie: | i want this to be the first of many orgasms we have together haha |
| samantha: | oh yes |
| janie: | gooooood |
| janie: | have you ever really been fisted like that? |
| samantha: | ok well i have to go to bed i have work tomorrow at 7 |
| janie: | oh fuck! |
| janie: | ok gnight babe |
| samantha: | night |
| 7/21/09 |
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Giant croc captured in Agusan Sur creek
Villagers and experts have captured a one-ton saltwater crocodile which they plan to make the star of a planned ecotourism park in Agusan del Sur province.
The male crocodile was described in an Associated Press report as 6.4 meters (21 feet) long which, if confirmed, would make it bigger than the 5.5-meter saltwater crocodile in Cairns, Australia. The Australian crocodile has been cited by the Guinness Book of Records as the biggest captive crocodile in the world.
Mayor Cox Elorde on Monday said that dozens of villagers and experts ensnared the crocodile along a creek in Bunawan town, Agusan del Sur, after a three-week hunt. It was captured by villagers using a trap.
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